Friday, May 11, 2012

Love and Baseball


My love for baseball was first sparked at a young age in tee-ball and continued into my early retirement from competitive little league. I retired on top – a solid 1.00 batting average on the tee-ball year. 1 for 1 on the plate, with 100 outfield dandelions fielded, 12 cool ranch Doritos bags consumed, and about 15 temper tantrums before at-bat attempts. Unfortunately, the start of baseball coincided with my stubborn five year old ways and my flat out refusal to participate in any sort of social event, which included school, birthday parties, and play dates. Although I never returned to playing baseball, my parents’ perseverance (still evident in the numerous books entitled Your Difficult Child that line our bookshelves) enabled me to return to other sports a few years later.

Alas, I became a little league fan and frequently attended my brother’s games. Some parents would line the fence hollering at their sons to slide, in a tone more appropriate for exclaiming, “Don’t hit your sister over the head with a 2 x 4.” Other parents and fans would stand passively, continuously promoting a little league time limit. I simply busied myself consuming water ice and attempting dangerous playground feats. Even though I still couldn’t differentiate between shortstop and second base, I was an avid spectator. If only for the water ice.

Somewhere around this time I began to follow the Phillies. As a dedicated Phillies fan, I assumed a natural loathing for the Braves. In first grade music class, I refused to sing the line of the national anthem – “home of the Braves” – thinking that Francis Scott Key was not giving the Phillies adequate justice.

Still though, it’s the time spent watching baseball with family and friends that I seem to love most about the sport. I distinctly remember my dad’s prediction at a Phillies game that Ryan Howard would hit a 6ft x 6 ft Bud Light sign in right field at the next at bat. Sure enough, next swing later, clonk. And, naturally, five minutes later, the click of a Bud Light can. I’m pretty sure that when Bud Light is on the line, probability goes out the window. And so does Natty. (Not that I ever really have either. However, I’m currently stocked on almond milk, pedialyte, and Gatorade. A pre-race party is in store.)

Despite four years of being in Durham, last weekend was my first experience at a Durham Bull’s game. David and I managed to perfectly maneuver a three-hour rain delay by going for a second run, eating dinner, and grabbing ice-cream. In order to keep our sporting event tradition strong, we started our game-watching with a continuous, entertaining critique on the players (only fair if it’s give and take though, please do the same when we are running.)     

I’m pretty sure that some of the most entertaining moments of the evening included the dual occurrence of sprinkler delays and rain delays. The sprinkler delay actually lasted about five minutes, and started mid-pitch, while the rain delay was a good bit more formidable and wound up canceling the game. Now that we have redeemable tickets we’ll definitely be back. If only for Rita’s water ice. 


Sprinkler Delay - 2nd Base Stayed Ready and Low the Entire Time


Durham's Weather Radar: Giant Red Blob








Friday, May 4, 2012

Pro-Kras-Ti-Nating 2.0

I should probably add a footnote to my list on class absences.
* Things that you do indeed learn from attending class: the correct date of the final exam. I would have benefited from this knowledge when I received an email Wednesday at 1 PM informing me that my exam was at 7 PM on Wednesday night. I thought the exam was Thursday night. 

No worries though. I don't think that an extra day would have helped me on this exact exam question:



(Pretty much the same exact diagram)
Describe this structure and process development. 
Now I am assuming there are very few neuroscientists in my blog audience (maybe 9 by now? Please?) 
Regardless, they better accept several answers. I could make a neuroscience argument for axon, dendrite, spinal cord...
However, they never specified neuronal, so technically they should also accept phallus, nail, and witch hat with a graphic description with how to develop each structure.